Lot 49

An Incomplete List of Untrustworthy Adults + some

merlin:

One Foot Tsunami: An Incomplete List of Untrustworthy Adults

• Adults who wear Crocs in public
• Adults who return from a Caribbean vacation with their hair in braids
• Dick Cheney
• Adults who lick their fingers to turn a page in a book or newspaper
• Adults who drink Mountain Dew

My friends and I added the following:

• Adults who sell ice cream.
• Adults who wear Vans.
• Adults who call soda “pop”.
• Adults who see movies alone.
• Adults that wear Bob Marley t-shirts
• Adults that listen to Justin Bieber
• Adults that describe themselves as “spiritual”
• Adults who wear shirts that have wolves, eagles, or other various animals on them.
• Adults who say “OMG”
• Adults who smoke while riding bicycles.
• White adults with dreadlocks.
• Adults that have had more than 6 jobs in the past 6 years
• Adults with NA (not NRA) tokens hanging from their belts
• Adults in bars at 8:00am
• Adults that “have a great investment opportunity”
• Adults that play kick ball
• Adults from Thousand Oaks.
• Adults that wear Tommy Bahama shirts
• Adults that prefer milk chocolate over dark

(Thanks to Aaron, Johnny, Nathan, and Brian)